And still the Peel tributes just keep on coming. Television in the UK has been liberally peppered with celebrities queuing up to pay homage to the man who – as if to prove a point – actually had a rubber stamp he’d made up to sign his letters with: John Peel – the world’s most boring man. [Listen to this post]
And yet they re-screened the first episode of a series he did called ‘The Sound of the Suburbs’ in which Peel visited the town of Oxford and sat in to listen to a few bands rehearse and talk about their music. My favourite was the experimental DJ duo who scratched “records” made of wood, circular saw blades and sandpaper. Peel may not have been the most interesting man around – but he was always the most interested.
So I think perhaps it’s apt that the world returns the favour – even if it does turn out to be the longest obituary since Diana.
Now – one of the biggest problems of journalism – if not THE problem of journalism – is the question of balance. There’s an understanding – an expectation even – that the news should be impartial, fair, unbiased and above all, balanced. “There are two sides to every story”, is the cliché that every reporter with a sense of duty, ethics and integrity will cling to.
The trouble is, life’s just not like that. Nothing’s that simple. Stories aren’t two dimensional objects that you can just flip over and see from the other point of view. Issues are not moments in time that can be held up in isolation and examined in 3 minutes at the top of the hour – or in a half page spread.
Every news story has, of course, a history – and it relates to and is influenced by many other factors both newsworthy and mundane. It has, in other words, context, implications and determining factors.
The death of Yasser Arafat at the end of last week is one of those news stories that highlights this problem. To give you an indication of both the historical context of the story, and also how terribly old I rapidly seem to be getting, when Yasser Arafat was rising to prominence as the leader of the Palestinian Liberation Organisation – the PLO – I was busy being born.
So throughout my life, Arafat’s raised significant problems for Western journalism because for long periods of recent history he represented the face of terrorism in the west. The killing of Israeli Olympic athletes and the seemingly steady stream of suicide bombers in the West Bank and Gaza Strip – all roads, and certainly all journalistic paths, led to the Palestinian leader.
And yet here’s the guy with the Nobel Peace Prize for kicking off what looked to be one of the most promising turnarounds in the history of Middle East tensions. And now here he lies in a French hospital – still a country under a degree of suspicion for not being terribly helpful when the US and UK wanted to form a Coalition of the Willing that amounted to more than just Bulgaria, Estonia, Uzbekistan and… was it just me who spotted the irony here… Afghanistan.
It’s a tricky story to cover, in other words. Yasser Arafat’s dead… how sad is it appropriate to be?
Well, President George Bush navigated the complexity of meaning in the Palestinian leader’s passing with spectacular skill by describing it as ‘a significant event’ – no doubt a senior scriptwriter’s attempt to redraft the phrase ‘wow, look what happened’.
But media balance is only really needed when you’re the only game in town. The New Zealand Herald, I seem to recall, was the newspaper most aggressively pretending to faithfully represent reality – but here in a town where I can select from the dozen or so major newspapers on a daily basis, there is a bit of room for editorial slant.
And usually there is slant. Every event attracts comment from every side – from ‘Brit Heroes kick ass in Falluja’ to ‘Illiterate, undertrained cannon fodder sent to their meaningless deaths in war-ravaged streets of Falluja’. You see? Same story.
But with Arafat’s death – it’s too complicated. All you can say is that here is a significant event. A human being with a degree of power, died of very human causes as an old man. Wow – look what happened.
But enough of world news. Let’s blow something up. About a week ago, I heard rapid fire overhead in the little village of Moseley. No – actually not Moseley, just up the road in nearby Edgbaston. Somebody’s storming the cricket ground, I thought – until I remembered Guy Fawkes night – or as it’s called here – Bonfire Night.
Here’s what surprises me. In Britain, fireworks are aptly named. They deploy fire, and they really work. Sky rockets are sufficiently powerful to be purchased over the counter from the nearby corner store, deployed from the moving car of a teenager, shoot across the road and break through the kitchen window of a fourth floor flat, and then in one spectacular explosion take out all the crockery, the appliances, the windows and the cat of the very frightened old man who was in the adjacent living room at the time.
But, you see, you don’t just light these things off on November the 5th. Apparently, you start on the evening of November the 3rd, and just keep on blowing them up until after Ramadan finishes with the festival of Eid, which, by the sound of the munitions outside my house about now, is just about winding up.
So despite the fact there are Muslims in the street setting off explosives right outside my house, it’s kind of a fun time to be in the UK right now. Especially in multi-ethnic Birmingham.
But here’s what makes me homesick: I want to go to the Flying Nun Quiz on the 24th. I thoroughly enjoyed the last one and I’m gutted to miss this one. I hope it’s being recorded for posterity and I hope I get a copy.
I’ll just sit here and listen to the new Chills album or watch the new DVD when it arrives shortly (hint hint) and I’ll have a quiet drink myself.

Actually Hari Raya (Eid) is on Sunday. After a month of only eating during the hours of dark, think of Hari Raya as kind of like a Christmas – you get new clothes, your elders give you money (in return for your respect, which you show by bending and kissing their right hand) and you eat. A lot. Imagine one of those staggered dinner parties, where you go to a different place for each course, but where each course is the equivalent of a full Christmas dinner, and the different places refer to the various households of your extended family.
One year you should try and hook up with a muslim friend and see if you can hang out with them on the day. Then the excesses of Christmas will never be a problem again.
I’ve never thought of the excesses of Christmas as being a problem. A challenge, perhaps – but one that I’m always willing to tackle.
The trouble with being extremely lazy is that you try to achieve as many things as possible by doing the least amount. For instance, the script for the radio piece I do on bFM on a Monday morning is the same piece of writing as my blog. Trouble is, the date and time of the blog precedes the date and time of the broadcast – so when I say that Eid is ‘just about winding up’, it’s Monday’s vast bFM audience that gets the benefit of accuracy, rather than the select handful who read it here first.
It’s a situation I try to avoid. But if I was being honest, I’d say I wasn’t trying very hard.
In fact, according to a Muslim acquaintance, Eid could have gone either way – Saturday or Sunday, depending on the moon.
In fact, it’s neatly coincided with Diwali, the Hindu festival of lights – in which they eat a lot of food and set of fireworks. You would not believe how loud, how frequent and how enthusiastic the fireworks outside my house are right now. An early night’s sleep is not an option.
PS: This head cold is messing with the standard of my writing and the accuracy of my spelling. Please refrain from subbing the above comment (though naturally, if it was me with anyone else’s writing, I’d have pounced on it).
Thanks.
Ah yes, on the coincidence of exotic festivals, another year (possibly the same year you hook up with your muslim friend) try being in Singapore during the calendar new year, Chinese New Year and Hari Raya when they are all happening at once. You can’t walk three feet without seeing or hearing ‘Happy New Year!’, ‘Selamat Hari Raya!’ or ‘Gong Xi Fa Cai!’ – and the sales are just something else….